Limewire, this is why we can't have nice things!

I have seen you leaving Hot Topic AND I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

Things that shouldn't exist, pt. 1

It's a shit job

He stopped accepting cash long ago.

Same goes for computer solitaire

Superman is pissed

1995 called. It wants this set-up for a joke back.

Honestly, who is your real estate agent?

Honey, what kind of fabric is soylent green?

50th comic!

You realize that I treat the school bathroom shower cubbies like an all you can use shampoo buffet, right?

This is like, the sixth time, Jesus

Conform to nonconformity.

2007 = The Great Depression + Paxil

Pardon me, but is that Eau de Skynyrd?

Race Relations: 1921-2007

12 point arial font angst

SCHOOL HOUSE GLOCK

Edgy, no?