SCHOOL HOUSE GLOCK

Edgy, no?

There are some things money can't buy. Or can, depending on which part of Jersey you're in.

Tagline: Where there is neither sex, nor a city

I hear Jiffy Lube is hiring.

It's like watching evolution go backwards

Wishful thinking '08: The people have spoken.

This how I make draw.

Suck it, Nabisco. Also, news.

This is, admittedly, not my finest work. However, I stand behind it, because it needs to be said.

I have some exciting news, which is that beginning Monday, the 25th, I'll start updating three times a week. You people deserve some sort of dependability. All four of you. So, look for a Monday, Wednesday, Friday scheme. It's only for a trial basis, but we'll see how it works.

Love and cupcakes,

Andy

...Amen. (With special thanks to Pat Smith)

Also, you know, that peace for mankind thing

Did you get Daddy's child support check? Good, don't spend it all in one place.

It bothers me how quickly they change topics.

He just makes me uncomfortable