Wikipedia has been killing babies since 2001

Which, as we know, is a great song

Copyright law is only a problem if you have an audience

Instant classic.

Guest comic, by Jeff Hefler

Utilitarian, eh?

God knows how he got married in the first place.

I'm going on vacation, so I'll resume updating in two weeks. As such, I leave you with this.

Plausible?

Guess who found public domain biblical clip art

If you kinda squint...

Why not?

The lyrics don't rhyme, but it's okay because they're a shitty band

Well, fine, you tell me how it happens.

Sitcom Plot Device #143: Arson

Dude, it's like her body is a wonderland or something

What a shitty Christmas present

Maybe if I still had a job I could afford a larger font

And we just figured out how to use wampum

Imagine Van Halen's "Jump" playing in the background

I could teach you, but I'd have to charge

I'm pretty sure there weren't rules anyway